Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl features many memorable NPC interactions, often leading to small quests. One such unique encounter is with Lyonchyk Sprat in Rookie Village. This guide details how to find and complete his "Joke" quest.
Finding Lyonchyk and Starting the Quest
Lyonchyk Sprat resides in Rookie Village within the Cordon region. Upon reaching the village center, you'll hear him call out. He'll initially attempt (and fail) to tell a joke. He'll then ask for your help delivering a joke to a group of stalkers around a bonfire to gain their friendship. Agreeing initiates the quest.
Completing the Joke Quest
Lyonchyk instructs you to wait in the attic. A ladder beside the bonfire leads to the attic; climb up and wait for his cue.
You'll be given several joke options. Regardless of your choice, Lyonchyk successfully delivers the joke, completing the quest.
Receiving Your Reward
After the interaction, return to Lyonchyk. He'll express his gratitude and reward you with 900 coupons. Failure to select a joke option results in a failed quest; Lyonchyk will run off upset. Don't leave him hanging!