Final Fantasy XIV's Most Loquacious Characters Revealed
A comprehensive analysis of dialogue across all Final Fantasy XIV expansions, from A Realm Reborn to Dawntrail, has yielded a surprising result: Alphinaud boasts the most lines. This discovery has stunned many veteran players. The study, a significant undertaking given the game's decade-long lifespan, also reveals unexpected rankings for other prominent characters.
Despite a prominent role primarily in the recent Dawntrail expansion, Wuk Lamat surprisingly claims third place in overall dialogue. In contrast, Urianger's most frequent words, "tis," "thou," and "Loporrits," perfectly encapsulate his character, reflecting his fondness for the moon rabbits introduced in Endwalker.
The game's history is rich and complex, beginning with the poorly received 1.0 version in 2010. A subsequent server shutdown in 2012, following the in-game Dalamud moon catastrophe, paved the way for A Realm Reborn (2.0) in 2013, a pivotal moment in the game's resurgence under Naoki Yoshida's leadership.
Reddit user turn_a_blind_eye meticulously documented their findings, detailing dialogue counts per expansion and frequently used words for key characters. Alphinaud's dominance in overall dialogue is unsurprising, considering his consistent major role across expansions. However, Wuk Lamat's high ranking, surpassing even established characters like Y'shtola and Thancred, is a notable revelation, largely attributed to Dawntrail's character-driven narrative. Another newcomer, Zero, also made the top 20, exceeding even the popular antagonist Emet-Selch.
Alphinaud's Verbal Prowess Reigns Supreme
Wuk Lamat's high dialogue count, while surprising, is understandable given Dawntrail's focus on her character. The inclusion of Zero in the top 20, surpassing Emet-Selch, further highlights the shift in narrative focus.
With 2025 on the horizon, Final Fantasy XIV promises an exciting year. Patch 7.2 is anticipated early in the year, with Patch 7.3 expected to conclude the Dawntrail storyline.