Goat Simulator’s latest showcase, Goat Direct, may have been light on the usual pranks, but it certainly didn’t disappoint in terms of content and announcements. While fans might have expected a barrage of slapstick humor and fake reveals, the event instead focused on tangible updates and merchandise, proving that even the zaniest franchise can deliver substance alongside silliness.
Among the highlights were new collectibles such as adorable plushies and the debut of a CRKD-branded line of controllers—perfect for those who want to game in style while causing chaos as a goat. Coffee Stain North also teased an upcoming card game, though details remain scarce at this point.
But the real standout announcement was the confirmation that Goat Simulator 3 will soon be receiving the Multiverse of Nonsense expansion pack—now confirmed for mobile platforms! While no official release date has been revealed yet, the update promises a wild journey across parallel universes filled with absurd twists and alternate versions of San Angora. Imagine exploring a cartoon-styled town, a metropolis ruled by goats, or even scaling a mythical mountaintop—because why not?
And there’s still more to chew on!
In celebration of April Fool’s Day—and the 10th anniversary of the original Goat Simulator launch—Coffee Stain North rolled out a free update packed with fresh content. This includes 27 brand-new gear items, two exciting events set in San Angora, and a special commemorative goat skin modeled after Pilgor, the plushie goat scheduled for release later this year.
In hindsight, maybe it made sense for Goat Direct to tone down the pranks. With so many genuinely bizarre and exciting features already built into the series, throwing in fake announcements might’ve just confused everyone. Sometimes, reality is weird enough when you’re a goat jumping around a multiverse.
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